Jun 16, 2015

30 MORE Thoughts Every Teen (Or Just Me) Has


- So jealous of Katniss; bet she has a GREAT college essay.

- To the possible ax murderer making noise outside my window while I sleep, could you be a bit more considerate?


- Mom: Where are my glasses? Oh, on my eyes. 
It's the start of old age.

- I just met the hottest pest control guy.

- When life gives you lemons give it a smack in the face and ask for oranges.

- Mom: "When you finish your essay then I will love you." #AsianParents

- I wanna go on an adventure--but one with water, indoor plumbing, toothpaste, and a mattress.

- There needs to be a test people take to be near me.

- "Do you have .5 lead?" LOL NOPE.

- A reflection on my childhood bowl haircut: My mom thought I'd look like a couture Princess Di, but I looked more like a long-lost son.

- Who else wants to drop out of high school and join my hobo band?

- I had a dream my hair got stuck on a tree. Literally, a bad hair day.

- You look so trashy even the trash man won't take you out. (My best comeback)

- All these colleges want the V (for Viviane). Sorry that was terrible.

- Lemme say what we're all thinking--Anna Kendrick's hair is better than everything in life

- Adam Levine's vocals drives my soul

- I die of embarrassment when my foreign dad orders through the drive thru.

- I had a dream I switched to Chrome. Lol. Never.

- I switched to Chrome...

- My new shampoo smells good/weird. Its hard to categorize the scent of chocolate covered raisins and plastic toys.

- Jumping jacks? Or air angels? Hmmm.

- Lets have a moment of silence for people who own Crocs.

- Chickens are the optimal animals. Eggs? Rotisserie Chicken? Those beautiful beasts.

- Oh gross. This year's Kidz Bop irrelevent theme is camping.

- Somethings wrong with my life. PitbullVevo was a recommended channel on Youtube for me

- Ryan Gosling is married and it isn't to me FML

- Can I just have a boyfriend made of Raising Cane's chicken?

- A new Princess Diaries book is in the making and I'm as excited as my 12 year old self when the books first came out.

- Watching Nicholas Cage caress a woman makes me uncomfortable.

- Can I minor in Algebra 2?

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Back in my Fetus Viviane days, I would frequently update a list of random thoughts I had, so these are authentic thoughts from my past. I thought I'd share them. Honestly these thoughts still describe my life. Comment below!

Check out some of my more current thoughts!

17 comments:

  1. Kate @ majesticgoldenroseJun 16, 2015, 9:03:00 PM

    These are the best lol :)
    Rock on! Kate

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  2. Thanks Kate, I was just speaking from the heart ;)

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  3. Kate @ majesticgoldenroseJun 16, 2015, 10:28:00 PM

    Haha. The other day I said Good Morning to someone about 3 pm and its the same sort of stuff you cant make up :)

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  4. This made me laugh so hard.
    BTW, I own a pair of Crocs. I don't wear them in public, but I own them.
    But it was great, I'm officially following you.
    - Sydney, http://thestoryofsydney.blogspot.com/

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  5. I feel you; I do that ALL the time!

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  6. Thanks Sydney!
    And I'm pretty sure lots of people I know secretly own Crocs too, so you're not the only one.
    Thanks for commenting!

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  7. I'm so sorry for myself too for not having Ryan Gosling married to me, sigh!

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  8. Natalie TimperioJun 21, 2015, 1:50:00 PM

    LOL this definitely gave me a good laugh! Love this! Thanks for sharing.

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  9. It was a tough day for the human population...

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  10. Haha, this was hilarious. Might I make a small change, however?
    "- I wanna go on an adventure--but one with water, indoor plumbing, toothpaste, and a mattress." AND WIFI!

    By the way, how did you add the Disqus comment widget to your Blogger? I tried doing that, and it told me Disqus no longer supports Blogger comment boxes. Hm?

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  11. Right wifi!!!


    Hm. Well mine was installed in Jan and it worked fine. Try looking up tutorials on Google!

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  12. I had a dream I switched to Chrome. Lol. Never.

    - I switched to Chrome...

    Then as I have google I should know everything but I don't because I still have a small brain but a spherical body so I have to write essay as a homework on my own.Then,

    I was so jealous of Katniss; because she has a GREAT college essay.

    But I realize I am not Katniss and dream to

    drop out of high school and join my hobo band

    but then...

    Mom: "When you finish your essay then I will love you."

    So I start writing and DAMN IT ! Lead falls down then I ask...

    "Do you have .5 lead?" LOL NOPE

    Agrhh! I lose it every time and then I have to squint my eyes and find it but couldn't and due to regular squinting ,my eyesight weakens and I have to wear specs and then I say:

    Where are my glasses? Oh, on my eyes.

    HAHA! Amazing post !

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  13. WOW. That was insanely fun to read. Thanks for writing that!

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  14. My pleasure ! :) but main credits goes to you , punch lines are from your post

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  15. All I can say is "AMAZING". Love the post.

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