30 Random Thoughts Every Teen (Or Just Me) Has

- What's so romantic about a diseased staircase and blinding sunlight?! Please. Let me get to class.

- I'd rather eat my own arm then do trig integrals.

- I'm hoping my future baby would look like a cross between Perry the Platypus and Jake Gyllenhaal.

- The only thing that'll make me feel better is if Ellen Degeneres popped out from behind the couch.

- Pinky promises freak me out.

- My mom just asked me what "Lol" means... So it begins.

- When I eat spicy food my mouth explodes in flames and I have to fight the urge to hurl myself into oncoming traffic.

- Ah, chivarly. Making girls lazy since Medieval times.

-There's something about high ponytails that make me think I can dance.

- I'm distraught. Where's a pocket Ellen Degeneres when you need one?

- Shouldn't babies be born with clothes? Public nudity is just unacceptable.

- 20's music makes me feel like there's a murderer in the closet.

- "I'm an awesome dancer" said not me.

- Aging is for chumps.

- Me taking my test: I understand teen angst now.

- I cannot accept Nicholas Cage's forehead.

- Future husband--you're rich right?

- Ohmygod Ellen, you are hilarious. When human cloning works, you should be the first.

- Gonna start charging for my friendship. Friendstitution.

- Spent 2 hrs looking up casting calls. I WANNA BE FAMOUSSS.

- I wanna meet Airbud.

- Dropping something important behind the couch is the worst. -Master of Back Bends

- A hug from Dave Franco would be nice right now.

- I can just feel my computer virus's hacker looking through my selfies and fictional romance stories on my laptop. He's gonna think I'm so lame.

- Random Lady: "What middle school do you go to?" (I'm going to college soon)

- Joseph Gordon Levitt, that jacket fits you very nicely. *wink*

- My shampoo smells like vitamins and cough syrup...Um.

- The Love Calculator is ridiculously good a predicting celeb breakups.

- Learned one of my eyes is smaller than the other. No wonder I keep getting fondled by strangers, my face's been leading them on. Guess I can wink afterall.

- Babies shouldn't wear real clothes. People wear real clothes. Babies aren't people. Pssh.

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Back in my Fetus Viviane days, I would frequently update a list of random thoughts I had, so these are authentic thoughts from my past. I thought I'd share them. Let me know how accurate this is. Comment below!

Honestly these are thoughts still describe my life perfectly; I still talk about Ellen and babies way too much.

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