About Me

Black and white because I'm crazy dramatic
Photo creds: Sam Terrones
Well hey there gorgeous. I'm Viviane. Now before you say "Wow, what a sassy French name!" and start picturing some beret-wearing, baguette-swinging French girl, calm down. I'm an average American college student (with radiating good looks and a heart of gold) minus the giant t-shirts and leggings. I enjoy posting about fierce clothes that drive my soul, unhelpful self-help, and the embarrassment that is my life.

Here are some facts about me to get a good sense of who I am:

- In high school, I was basically a nerd. Acing math tests (except BC Calc; we must never speak of it), volunteering, writing for the school newspaper, taking AP classes, the whole shebang. But this was back during the booming popularity of so-called "hipsters" thus my friends and I were deemed cool/stylish/underground popular; no big deal (if you got it, you got it).

- I once wrote a rap about force, work, and power for my Physics class and it's my beautifully crafted, Grammy worthy, pride and joy.

- I make up for my lack of singing/dancing talent and athleticism with enthusiasm.

- I accidentally wrote a research paper on fetishes. That's a whole story in itself and needless to say, I now definitely know what fetishes are.

- I love fashion as much as I love books and chicken (alot).

- My ideal guy would be anyone and anything that resembles Jake Gyllenhaal.


I'd love to hear your comments! Email me at viviane.barelyadult@gmail.com

13 comments:

  1. ••¤(`×[¤ J₳Ɏ ¤]×´)¤••Jan 14, 2015, 8:02:00 PM

    Your blog is life

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    1. VivianeJan 14, 2015, 8:27:00 PM

      Well thank you! :) Just from your comment I can tell that you're probably awesome.

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  2. StarGirlJan 17, 2015, 4:05:00 PM

    You are genuinely the most amazing person there is. Was that creepy considering I don't know you. Probably but I'll risk sounding like a weirdo. Your post are hilarious and the fact that you love chicken is amazing ( I'm a KFC (enthusiast)

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    1. VivianeJan 17, 2015, 6:07:00 PM

      Thank you so much! You're officially an honorary member of my elite Chicken Appreciation Club.

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  3. JadeJan 19, 2015, 10:30:00 AM

    LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog :) It makes me laugh and I also love books and chicken (I am a book fried chicken eating worm)

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    1. VivianeJan 19, 2015, 4:22:00 PM

      Thanks girl! There really should be a books and chicken club. Every meeting we'd talk about a book whilst knee-deep in chicken.

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  4. AllieFeb 19, 2015, 7:18:00 PM

    I HATE fetishes! I don't know if I could handle a whole report - you're so brave! I'm loving your blog - you're so funny!

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    1. VivianeFeb 19, 2015, 8:44:00 PM

      Thanks Allie!
      And I'm more dumb than brave! I didn't even realize fetishes were sexual...

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  5. UnknownMar 4, 2015, 4:24:00 PM

    The fact that you love books makes me like you; but the fact that you like books AND chicken makes me love you so much!

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  6. AnonymousJul 16, 2015, 1:02:00 PM

    Loving your blog! Just sent you an email, would love to hear your thoughts about Tackk.com. Feel free to shoot me an email or tweet at me @Jane_Fri

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  7. Ellie May ClarkeNov 30, 2015, 10:59:00 AM

    You seem like the loveliest, funniest, most down to earth girl! I'm so happy I stumbled over your blog xxx

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Thanks for living in the fast lane and commenting, you cool kid you!

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