College is weird.
You live in a less-glamorous version of a hotel full of
other teenagers, eat pizza 4 days of the week, and have to walk 57318 miles a
day. But college is also expensive, and instead of getting a job, here are some fast
ways to rake in the cash:
- Sell your hair on
the black market. Being bald and educated isn't such a bad thing.
- Babysit a thousand children or Brangelina's children (it's basically the same thing). Don't even limit yourself to children; babysit adults and the elderly. Or don't even limit yourself to humans!