So this past Friday was my birthday (hoot hoot) and in the
midst of being sung to by a crowd of people, I realized that the “Happy
Birthday” song is way too long. Are
you supposed to clap along? Dance to the music? Perform a magic trick? For what
seems like an eternity, people are staring at you, singing a song and all you
can do is just sit there and smile.
Here's a list of things you can do faster than “Happy
Birthday” can be sung:
- Discover you're a wizard, go on a quest, defeat a dragon,
and save the world
- Bake a chicken for every citizen in America
- Find the Lochness Monster and take a selfie with her
- Walk around the diameter of Earth
- Create a time machine and travel back in time to ride a dinosaur
- Start a lemonade stand and generate enough revenue to cure
cancer; fifty cents at a time
- Travel to Pluto and start an entirely new civilization
there
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Anyone else born in April?
What do you do when people sing you "Happy Birthday"? Comment below!
haha ! And by the time the song is over one year has passed and your birthday has arrived again...so it goes again ! ( a vicious circle) :3
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday your lordship Viviane, owner of 76% of the earth. I think it has a certain ring to it. But in all seriousness, happy belated birthday.
ReplyDeleteHaha thank you! :)
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY. People might as well forget the song and get to the cake cutting!
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