Gif Challenge ft. The Oddest Cartoons

I've been nominated by Jelena from Social Fatality to do her Gif Challenge!

I chose to use cartoons instead of gifs though (I hate gifs). I hope you guys appreciate my artistic talent and craftsmanship!

Scenarios:

1. When someone cuts me in line

How to Pay for College Tuition

College is weird.

You live in a less-glamorous version of a hotel full of other teenagers, eat pizza 4 days of the week, and have to walk 57318 miles a day. But college is also expensive, and instead of getting a job, here are some fast ways to rake in the cash:

- Sell your hair on the black market. Being bald and educated isn't such a bad thing.

- Babysit a thousand children or Brangelina's children (it's basically the same thing). Don't even limit yourself to children; babysit adults and the elderly. Or don't even limit yourself to humans!

Call it Spring

Top: H&M  - Sale $12
Sweater: Forever 21 - $15
Skirt: Forever 21 - Sale $5
Flats: Ross - $10

Restaurants Make Me Uncomfortable

I'm already perpetually confused and scatter-brained on a daily basis, but my awkwardness amps up when I venture out into the real world (which only happens a countable number of times; I don't go out) and go to a new restaurant.

Now as my blog title has warned you, I'm only kinda, sorta, (but not really) barely an adult and I have yet to grasp how the real world works. Learning simple social norms of a restaurant are completely foreign to me. I honestly get anxiety when I have to order my own food.

In high school, instead of going to the beach (the beach here is seriously disappointing so I don't know why so many people go) or going to a ragin' house party, my friends and I were the type to go out for meals at restaurants. I know, we're so classy.

And WITHOUT FAIL I always end up embarrassing myself.