So you've taken a photo of yourself (shamefully), tried to
hide your arms to look like you have a personal photographer, edited the crap
out of it, and now you have to post it to the world to prove that in certain
moments, with certain poses, with certain filters, you actually don't look like
a total potato. Even though you look like a beautiful, majestic creature in it,
you still have to come up with a good caption.
There are a couple options you can choose to pull off the
selfie.
Option 1: Ignoring the fact that you just posted a selfie,
and your Instagram is already 40% selfies. Ignore the content of your picture
completely and write about a time where you experienced your first sandwich.
"It stared at me, playing hard to get. I was shy. Did it know how much I
thought about it? The bread and meat combination was frightening yet... alluring.
I was scared. I didn't know if I was ready. But I took a bite of that sandwich.
It was okay. #MyFirstSandwich"
